Fame
Uh-oh...5 comments. This could go to my head and that would be the end of free and uninhibited writing (see 1st post for explanation of bad spelling). Yes, these few posts have been me uninhibited, you got a problem with that? Some people are Courtney Love without restraints and some people are Arthur Dent. Me? I'm Arthur. I was observing Courtnney Love the other day while watching the Friar Club's Roast of Pamela Anderson (will explain THAT in a minute) and I've decided that I would like to be her neighbor. I don't want to go dancing with Courtney love, but I do think she would be fun to borrow sugar from. I don't want to talk to her about boys, but I do want to run into her at 10:30 at night when she is about to go eat dinner and I'm about to fold my last load of whites, watch Letterman and go to bed. If I were to venture out with Courtney one evening I'm certain I would constantly make comments like, "Do you need to sit down, you appear to be dizzy?" or "I think people can see your panties when you sit that way." So, my conclusion is that I would like to be Courtney's trusty dependable neighbor who listens through the wall and looks to see what is lying at Courtney's front door every morning before going to work.
Now, I would briefly like to talk about why I was watching Pamela Anderson's roast and then I must get back to work. It seems that my wonderufl boyfriend suffers from some kind of condition where after 10:00 pm he enjoys watching bad television. Case in point:The Roasting of Pamela Anderson, some people aren't even fun to make fun of. Another example: last summer when I was living in Oklahoma he watched reruns of Full House late into the early morning. Now everybody has a right to watch bad television and everybody does. Just this summer I started watching the OC every Thursday, BUT late at night you should be watching something worth watching, you should be reading to exercise the imagination OR you should be sleeping. You should definately not waste perfectly good time watching The Roast of Pamela Anderson. Mainly b/c bad television right before bed will leak into your subconscious and invade otherwise creative and adventuresome dreams. I am certain that Jared is not the only person with this condition so I type this as a warning to you all: Don't waste another minute watching Real World Inferno. Change the channel to Conan or go to bed. BUT if you can't go to sleep change the channel to VH1, they always have juicey Surreal Life or Celebrity Fit Club reruns. AH! The hypocricy of it all.
Now, I would briefly like to talk about why I was watching Pamela Anderson's roast and then I must get back to work. It seems that my wonderufl boyfriend suffers from some kind of condition where after 10:00 pm he enjoys watching bad television. Case in point:The Roasting of Pamela Anderson, some people aren't even fun to make fun of. Another example: last summer when I was living in Oklahoma he watched reruns of Full House late into the early morning. Now everybody has a right to watch bad television and everybody does. Just this summer I started watching the OC every Thursday, BUT late at night you should be watching something worth watching, you should be reading to exercise the imagination OR you should be sleeping. You should definately not waste perfectly good time watching The Roast of Pamela Anderson. Mainly b/c bad television right before bed will leak into your subconscious and invade otherwise creative and adventuresome dreams. I am certain that Jared is not the only person with this condition so I type this as a warning to you all: Don't waste another minute watching Real World Inferno. Change the channel to Conan or go to bed. BUT if you can't go to sleep change the channel to VH1, they always have juicey Surreal Life or Celebrity Fit Club reruns. AH! The hypocricy of it all.
posted by jessamyn | 1:29 PM
3 Comments:
I don't think Jared would want you outting him about the "FULL HOUSE" watching he has done. It's ok to admit to watching bad TV, but not to "FULL HOUSE"
Hi! [enter figurative language here that expresses that I'm a long time reader, first time writer with a similar spellling problem]
I will defend my viewing of the once popular 1987 hit comedy series "Full House." It makes you ask questions such as, whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV? I'll even defend watching what one would consider bad TV programming. And I know I'm not the only one. It's like that old joke, you know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, uh, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken,' and the doctor says, 'well why don't you turn him in?' And the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about bad TV programming. You know, it's totally irrational and crazy and absurd, but, I guess we keep watching it...because...most of us need the eggs.
It doesn't matter any way. My girlfirned announced on the internet that she's a whole number plus a decimal amount homosexual. And you know what they say about things you read on the internet. It must be true.
Jared, yes FULL HOUSE was a hit comedy series, but its viewers were very young or very old females. While I can’t actually throw any stones as I myself like watching Boy Meets World and Dawsons creek reruns. So Jared are we both little school girls or old women?
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